Philosophy Simplified!

If 1 liter of milk is spilled down and, if you console your mind by thinking that, 80% of it is only water, this mind set is called ZEN state.

If suspicion arises, even a Lizard looks like a Dinosaur.

Instead of grumbling, “While selling Salt raining starts, while selling flour wind blows”, if both are mixed and cooked as a snack, it can be sold in all seasons.

We know barking dog won’t bite but, the dog does not know it because, it can’t read.

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I am going to tell you, how to turn the curses and abuses of our teacher, into boons.

a). “You are only fit for cow grazing”:

    Don’t worry for this. Simply start a cattle forming. Teacher become happy as we fulfilled his words, and profit to us also. Currently, this is better than studying Engineering.

b). “You will only end up with standing in the street”:

This is not at all a problem. Just clear the traffic police examination. Problem solved.

c). “See, he is standing like a tree if anything is asked”, “open your mouth”?

What else, straightaway become Chief Minister. If luck is there, even there is chance to become Prime Minister.

But, one thing …… whatever may be his abuses, don’t receive the curse which I tell you now.

It is ……. “You will never improve; you will get a big blow in life”

If you receive this curse, that’s all!  ……. Is it necessary to tell what will happen?

You will get married man,  you will get married!